Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Comprehensive Immigraton Reform


Dear Mr. Obama, the Congress of the United States and Senor Calderon,

How's this for COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM:

1.  Any individual  who shall enter into the United States or any of its possessions or territories without compliance to the immigration statutes of the United States, hereafter referred to as an illegal alien, shall have no claim to the rights and protections granted to citizens of the United States, legal immigrants to the United States, resident legal aliens, and such other individuals legally in the United States under the Constitution of the United States.
2.  Any individual  who shall enter into the United States or any of its possessions or territories without compliance to the immigration statutes of the United States, hereafter referred to as an illegal alien, shall be guilty of a felony punishable by:
                A.  Imprisonment for a mandatory period of not less than 5 years in a federal prison unless:
                                i.  The country of which the felon is a citizen of agrees to:
                                                a.  Recompense the United States for all costs involved in the arrest, prosecution, and imprisonment of the felon.
                                                b.  Pay for the expense of returning the felon to their country of origin and  accept the felon back to their country of origin.
                                ii.  In which case the felon shall be returned to their country of origin.
                B.  Confiscation of all property, real or otherwise, and monies of the felon or transferred to any third party in an attempt to illegally shelter it, in the opinion of a federal court, from this provisions of this statute.
                C.  Shall be immediately deported from the United States, its possessions, or its territories upon completion of their term of imprisonment and shall be permanently banned from entry into the United States, its possessions, and its territories.  
                D.  The United States born children of any illegal alien shall be disbarred from receiving United States citizenry as a result of birth within the boundaries of the United States, its possession, or territories and shall remain citizens of the nation of their parents legal residence.
3.  Any individual who shall enter into the United States or any of its possessions or territories, hereafter referred to as an illegal alien,a second time shall be guilty of a felony punishable by:
Imprisonment for a mandatory period of not less than 10 years in a federal prison.
                B.  Confiscation of all property, real  or otherwise, and monies of the felon or transferred to any third party in an attempt to illegally shelter it, in the opinion of a federal court, from the provisions of this statute.
                C.  Shall be immediately deported from the United States, its possessions, or its territories upon completion of their term of imprisonment and shall be permanently banned from entry into the United States, its possessions, and its territories.  
                D.  The United States born children of any illegal alien shall be disbarred from receiving United States citizenry as a result of birth within the boundaries of the United States, its possession, or territories and shall remain citizens of the nation of their parents legal residence.
4.  Any individual who shall enter into the United States or any of its possessions or territories, hereafter referred to as an illegal alien, a third time shall be guilty of a felony punishable by:
A.  Imprisonment for a mandatory period of not less than 25 years to life in a federal prison.
                B.  Confiscation of all property, real  or otherwise, and monies of the felon or transferred to any third party in an attempt to illegally shelter it, in the opinion of a federal court, from the      provisions of this statute.
                C.  Shall be immediately deported from the United States, its possessions, or its territories upon completion of their term of imprisonment and shall be permanently banned from entry into the United States, its possessions, and its territories.  
                D.  The United States born children of any illegal alien shall be disbarred from receiving United States citizenry as a result of birth within the boundaries of the United States, its possession, or territories and shall remain citizens of the nation of their parents legal residence.
5.  Any owner business which employs one or more individuals as described in Sections 1, 2, or 3 of this statute shall be guilty of a felony punishable by:
                A.  Imprisonment for a period of not less than 1 year in a federal prison.
                B.  A mandatory fine of not less than $1,000,000.
                C.  Registration as Immigration Offender upon completion of their term of imprisonment and:
                                i.  Be required to keep the Department of Immigration or its successors informed of their residence, name, business ownership, or employment and any change in residence, name, business ownership, or employment.
                                ii.  Re-register with the Department of Immigration annually on their date of birth for life.
                D.  Disbarment from running for or election to, or appointment to,  or employment in or by any local, municipal, state, or federal office.
6.  Any individual who aids or abets, or conspires to aid or abet, any individual or illegal alien in the commission of a violation of any provision of this statute shall be guilty of a felony punishable by:
                A.  Imprisonment for a period of not less than 1 year in a federal prison.
                B.  A mandatory fine of not less than $1,000,000.
                C.  Registration as Immigration Offender upon completion of their term of imprisonment and:
                                i.  Be required to keep the Department of Immigration or its successors informed of their residence, name, business ownership, or employment and any change in residence, name, business ownership, or employment.
                                ii.  Re-register with the Department of Immigration annually on their date of birth for life.
                D.  Disbarment from running for or election to, or appointment to,  or employment in or by any local, municipal, state, or federal office.
7.  Any individual elected, appointed,  or employed to or in any local, municipal, or federal public office who  aids and abets any individual defined in Sections 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 of this statute to violate this statute or through legislation, act, or decree under the colour of the authority of their elected, appointed, or employed office or position shall be guilty of a felony punishable by:
                A.  Immediate removal from their elected, appointed,  or employed office.
                B.  Imprisonment for a mandatory period of not less than 1 year in a federal prison.
                C.  A mandatory fine of not less than $1,000,000.
                D.  Disbarment from running for or election to, or appointment to,  or employment in or by any local, municipal, state, or federal office.
                E.  Registration as Immigration Offender upon completion of their term of imprisonment and:
                                i.  Be required to keep the Department of Immigration or its successors informed of their residence, name, business ownership, or employment and any change in residence, name, business ownership, or employment.
                                ii.  Re-register with the Department of Immigration annually on their date of birth for life.
8.  Any municipality or jurisdiction which, through legislation, act, decree, proclamation, or statute aids and abets any individual defined in Sections 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 of this statute to violate this statute or through legislation, act, decree, proclamation, or statute or under the colour of the authority of their municipal authority causes law enforcement officers or courts to circumvent this statute or any component of this statute or which declares itself, for the purpose of circumvention of this statute, a "sanctuary" for illegal aliens shall be in violation of federal law and punishable by:
      A.  The immediate cancellation of any support or benefit associated with any federal program  or funding that the municipality may be, at the time of such violation, receiving.      
      B.  Being declared ineligible, for a period of 5 years, for participation in any federal funding or benefits of any federal programs that the municipality maybe otherwise eligible for.
      C.  The governing body of such municipalities that violate this section of this statute shall be subject to prosecution under Section 7 of this statute.
P.S. Mr. Calderon
      Why don't you examine the draconian immigration laws of your own country before sticking your nose into and criticizing American immigration laws.



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